|I had an idea...
||[Jul. 23rd, 2009|02:03 am]
or two. One, I hate to say it, but jimmy fallon is not as unfunny as I thought. He may have just been under the influence of unfunny people, like fred armison (tonight's show) and tina fey. Who knows...
Also, I will start a blog that is filled with nothing but plausible sounding lies and half-truths. For example, were you aware that more people are killed by zoo elephants than lightning every year? However, if you are outside in Florida you are about as likely to be struck by lightning as you are to be in a car accident.
Also of note: If all the hair the average person grew on their head in a lifetime were laid end to end it would travel around the earth 1.5 times. Nice.